6-27-22: where do i even begin?
I was on campus but i had to go to this old house my family was getting ready to renovate. I was still in class, browsing the tmbgareok tumblr blog and there was some question sent by a fan about a song, but it was not an ask, it was a screenshot of an ao3 comment. This led people to theorize that John Flansburgh used ao3. People started making memes about it. I saw someone next to me call Dan Miller (their other guitarist) on the phone, and I was walking away but I heard them say something about an epic prank.
I went to the basement where the abandoned cafeteria is, and this one door that has always been closed off was open. I went to it because I was curious, and I was suddenly in a weird maze of hallways filled with fog. Tt became apparent to me that I was in a mall when I saw cardboard cutouts of the minions. I quickly ran back into the cafeteria because I felt the fog swallowing me.
My cat Akira was waiting for me there and we traveled to the bus station, which was on top of a mountain now. I hopped inside the bus, which looked really big on the outside but was tiny on the inside. I closed all the doors and windows so that Akira wouldn't try to escape. There was a fly inside the bus and she was hunting it.
The bus trip was so long that me and the other people there actually formed a friendship by the time Akira and I got off. We entered the house I mentioned before and my family was there, taking "before pics" before the big remodelation. I went to take a picture too, mostly because there was 15 year old food in the fridge and that fascinated me for some reason. I reached for my phone and it had been replaced by an old little tiny cell phone from the 2000s. Then I woke up.