9-15-20: i wanted to make a funny joke but i dont want my site to be NSFW

This is another recurring dream I had. September 15th, 2020 was the last time I had it. My friends from high school and I kept skipping class to hang out at the mall. We'd almost always get caught because there was a security guard at the mall who was specifically there to make sure that we couldn't get into the mall, but he got distracted by a kid throwing a ball into incoming traffic. (The kid was fine btw.) So we ran into the mall.

We decided to go into the nail salon for a manicure. But we were told we couldn't enter the salon because we were minors. We asked why, because you don't have to be a minor to get your nails done. They said we couldn't enter, because they couldn't change the music that played inside the salon, and WAP was the only song playing 24/7. And we needed parental permission to enter buildings that played that song.

We couldn't tell our parents because we were supposed to be in school, so instead we found 4 clones of Violet from The Incredibles and they agreed to pose as our parents.


(artist's interpretation)

Somehow they fooled the clerks at the nail salon and we got let in, and just as we were about to get our nails done, they realized these 4 clones of a fictional teenage girl were obviously not our parents.

We got kicked out.