REAL NAME: [REDACTED]
OCCUPATION: Full time student,
Part time loiterer
PLACE OF BIRTH:The Professor's lab
KNOWN RELATIVES: HP Laserjet
GROUP AFFILIATION: Aquacadet
HEIGHT: 5' 4"
EYES: Super cool laser eye
HAIR: Burple (brown and purple)
STRENGTH LEVEL: Almost
KNOWN SUPER HUMAN
POWERS: Duplication, Theremin
WEAPONS: Laser eye (doesn't
work), Antenna earrings
MUSICAL LIKES: Anything that
sounds cheesy and has synths
TURN ONS: The last time she
turned a machine on it blew up in her
face so no thanks
It is known that high school puts a lot of unnecessary pressure on teenagers, and this was no exception to young Ersatz. So one day, before going on break, her final assignment was due... And she hadn't printed it out yet. At 7 am, a mere hour before the deadline, she frantically roamed through the city in search for a place to print her stuff out.
She eventually came across this shady-looking building near the beach. And on the back, alongside a bunch of garbage, she found a machine that vaguely resembled a printer. Bingo! she thought, so she went over and pulled out her laptop so she could print out her stuff and hopefully get an A.
But this was no ordinary building! For in it resided Professor Monty Corndog, notorious mad scientist. And that was no ordinary printer either, as it had been modified, and it was so old it just didn't work anymore and had to be thrown away. Ersatz, of course, was unaware of this. So in all her foolishness she proceeded to turn the machine on.
This immediately proved to be a very, very stupid idea, as it overloaded and blew up on her face. Both her legs and the left side of her face were destroyed. Thankfully for her, the sound of the explosion caught the attention of one of the professor's lab assistants, who saw her and took her into the lab.
Upon further inspection, the people in the lab realized the only way to save her was to put a computer on her brain, so that's what they did. Thanks to the power of atomic energy, she got both her legs and half her face reconstructed from parts of the very same machine that almost killed her. And not only that! But she got the power to make copies of herself. She also got new earrings that function as antennae, so now she can make theremin noises.
While recovering and getting used to her new robotic self, she learned about The Aquabats. She thought they were pretty darn cool and started following them around whenever they showed up at the lab. She eventually learned she could be like them, so she became an aquacadet. Nowadays she spends most of her days over at abandoned warehouses and hanging out with the bats and fellow cadets.
MORE ABOUT ERSATZ
COMPUTER BRAIN: Her puny human brain got massive robotic upgrades. Some of these include:
- MEMORY CHIP
- BLUETOOTH 5.0
- CLONING INSTRUCTIONS
- MEMORY STORAGE DATABASE
- THEREMIN MODE CIRCUITRY
THEREMIN: She's got a theremin built in. Her earrings are the antennas. She can switch into theremin mode at will. This works by overriding her speech systems and then she can only produce theremin noises till she switches back.
DUPLICATION POWERS: Thanks to her cloning instructions on her brain and her robotic parts, she can create copies of herself. She can create up to 4 copies at once.
Her duplicates have the same basic coding built in, but their memories are blank. All they see and experience is stored in their memory chips which are then transferred to Ersatz's main database when they merge all back together, or when the clone is destroyed.
Her clones can be destroyed by coming into contact with water, or otherwise by any type of action that might also kill a regular human.
ROBOT LEGS: Her legs are made from durable metal and provide her with enhanced running speed, higher jumps and enough strength to kick someone and make it hurt.
LASER EYE: Her laser eye is supposed to 1. Light up 2. Shoot a laser beam that can cut through stuff 3. Be a scanner. Unfortunately it doesn't work, she doesn't really know why but it just never did. She plans on getting it fixed someday but she has no idea how to do that.